Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
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Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Hi. I'm Joel, but you can call me Jose. I am coworker/friends with Dylan. I have a BRZ. I am single and like long walks along the lake.
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Fenrir- Posts : 11
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Shhh, don't let the 'Crazyski' find out you are the BRZ owner. Internet battle will ensue.
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Why, is he some sort of novice?
Fenrir- Posts : 11
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
^a new challenger appears^
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/top-gear-magazine-speed-week-2012-7-17
(Joel found this)
Watch Video, it would appear that even JC likes the BRZ.
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/top-gear-magazine-speed-week-2012-7-17
(Joel found this)
Watch Video, it would appear that even JC likes the BRZ.
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Everyone likes the BRZ. The only people who don't are idiots who don't understand how2car.
Fenrir- Posts : 11
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
HAHAHA this shoould be interesting.
FR-S looks better tho... IMHO
FR-S looks better tho... IMHO
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
omg...internet fight incoming.
fat pat- Posts : 183
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Tamadx wrote:HAHAHA this shoould be interesting.
FR-S looks better tho... IMHO
Where the hell is that perrin breakdown when you need it? (They did an excellent job of comparing the two physical forms)
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
And pointing out how shitty the FR-S interior is built. LOLSCION.
Fenrir- Posts : 11
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Haven't seen either cars yet. Heard good things about them though
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
blog.perrinperformance.com/brz-fr-s-what-is-the-difference/
SPOILER ALERT: The BRZ is better.
However, the GT-86 overseas (I hear anyway) is a tad nicer than the stateside BRZ.
SPOILER ALERT: The BRZ is better.
However, the GT-86 overseas (I hear anyway) is a tad nicer than the stateside BRZ.
Fenrir- Posts : 11
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Don't you know how to internet?
Do NOT use your real name!
Do NOT use your real name!
Crazyski- Posts : 229
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Back is nasty blah
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Over all I think they are both meah. The price is way to much and for me they just wouldent cut it. I understand the appeal though. In the same way that the Hyundai did well people want rwd cars again. Now that we can decent mpg and performance out of them with cutting budget is great.
Over all I think they are both meah. The price is way to much and for me they just wouldent cut it. I understand the appeal though. In the same way that the Hyundai did well people want rwd cars again. Now that we can decent mpg and performance out of them with cutting budget is great.
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Except the Hyundai was a rubbish car. Was built like shit, drove like shit, looked like shit.
Fenrir- Posts : 11
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in for "how do i put a turbo in my BRZ for MO POWA!"
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
And the people who are saying that are the reason that motorsports enthusiasts a dying breed and nascar is the most popular spectator sport in the world. Pass. I'll stick to driving proper cars with proper balance. Power isn't everything.
Fenrir- Posts : 11
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I love me some NASCAR.
Asidrive- Posts : 590
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
I'm sorry.
Hope that helps clear things up!
Hope that helps clear things up!
Fenrir- Posts : 11
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Agreed hyundais are shit. Talking to the wrong guy when you say power isn't everything. You use power more than you use that nice ballance of a car.
I am trying my hardest in recent years not to just assuming anything less than 300 whp isn't worth my time but it's been difficult lol
Like I said before I appreciate the aspect of the frs and I believe it will do well and people will be very happy with them. Shit when the miata came out there were plenty of skeptics now they have there own racing division and it's a stepping stone to many other major racing careers.
I am trying my hardest in recent years not to just assuming anything less than 300 whp isn't worth my time but it's been difficult lol
Like I said before I appreciate the aspect of the frs and I believe it will do well and people will be very happy with them. Shit when the miata came out there were plenty of skeptics now they have there own racing division and it's a stepping stone to many other major racing careers.
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
haha burn to whomever.
i like the idea of subaru having a more sporty car then impreza and all but as expected with a new model and differing opinions, somethings I dont like. just seems like it could use a bit more power, maybe not for everyone, but power sells and subaru needs money.
and im not a power hungry 16 year old anymore like drew, i bought a pos 2.0 wrx and almost got a 2.5rs.
i like the idea of subaru having a more sporty car then impreza and all but as expected with a new model and differing opinions, somethings I dont like. just seems like it could use a bit more power, maybe not for everyone, but power sells and subaru needs money.
and im not a power hungry 16 year old anymore like drew, i bought a pos 2.0 wrx and almost got a 2.5rs.
Asidrive- Posts : 590
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Lol yeah still really want my viper.
Or a nice sc zo6 mmmmmmmm
Those are my highway cars haha
Or a nice built quick gear ratio evo
Or a fiesta rally cross car haha
Power doesn't matter so they need only 600 in a car that weighs 2000 lbs. if they were true Americans they would have well over 900 lol
Or a nice sc zo6 mmmmmmmm
Those are my highway cars haha
Or a nice built quick gear ratio evo
Or a fiesta rally cross car haha
Power doesn't matter so they need only 600 in a car that weighs 2000 lbs. if they were true Americans they would have well over 900 lol
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Btw welcome!!! We are dicks but I like to think we have thick skin so hoping you do too. Don't mean to rile you up.
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
guess my response to the thread title updates was too much for whoever it was that changed it to handle. Dylan told me you guys were fun :/
Fenrir- Posts : 11
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highway car...lolz. tokyo xtreme racer!!!!!!
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Fenrir wrote:guess my response to the thread title updates was too much for whoever it was that changed it to handle. Dylan told me you guys were fun :/
haha i saw the original post and assumed you changed it...make sure dylan isnt messing with you before you find out we are lame...and trust me, we are lames
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Power aside, I have plenty of gripes with the FR-S. I can't sit in it without looking like a wannabe gang member. I have to have my seat all the way back to fit. Once I do that the back of the seat touches the rear, so now it is a three seater. My head is one inch away from the roof, so wouldn't be able to sit straight with a helmet. The roof is too much in my line of sight, doesn't even feel sporty at that point. I would have to switch out the seat. At that position, the shifter is too far away. Car was made for those crafty little Asians. FR-S I was looking at was $27k with all the options. The car has no features whatsoever, so I don't understand why it is so expensive. Using parts from the WRX to cut costs, the thing should be $17k.
Crazyski- Posts : 229
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Lol it wasn't either of us I am assuming it was Dylan.
We are fun I think we have just been waiting to have our first person join that was tied to someone else that we all didn't know haha
To be honest I think some of the admins here are wanting to be ban happy lol.
What color is your brz and when did you get it? Is it 6 or 5 speed? Coming to an autox with us?
We are fun I think we have just been waiting to have our first person join that was tied to someone else that we all didn't know haha
To be honest I think some of the admins here are wanting to be ban happy lol.
What color is your brz and when did you get it? Is it 6 or 5 speed? Coming to an autox with us?
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
wrb, picked it up 6/15, and perhaps. I'm more road courses at this point, joined up with NASA and gonna do events with them. I'll probably come hang out, maybe race the miata at auto-x when it turns on again
Fenrir- Posts : 11
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Nice! I want to do NASA at some point too
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
what the fuck happened to the title of this thread?
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
fat pat wrote:what the fuck happened to the title of this thread?
Pat did it just trying to place the blame!
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
the real admins know whats going on....get with it drew
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Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Looks like I didn't miss much.
*dusts off hands*
*dusts off hands*
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
No, you missed a bunch. What you're seeing is the jumbled text of the post armageddon. Words and letters were carelessly murdered and abused. Remember Q? Raped. In the mouth.
Fenrir- Posts : 11
Re: Hi I'm Joel, an idiot with an incredibly small penis. Seriously I jerk off with tweezers. Maybe I'm a hermaphrodite.
Fenrir wrote:No, you missed a bunch. What you're seeing is the jumbled text of the post armageddon. Words and letters were carelessly murdered and abused. Remember Q? Raped. In the mouth.
Raped right in the Q hole
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